Piss off, mum

turianbrothel:

bioware: you get asexuality!!! and you get a gay romance!!! and you get a lesbian romance!!! this character is bisexual!!! this character is pansexual!!! a romance doesn’t necessarily involve sex!!! inclusivity is important!!!

ubisoft:women??? bige titty??? nip nops

callurn:

fleetwood-macklemore:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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callum why were you on the wikipedia page for sky kids 4

how about shut up

Forever reblogging this.

Let one of the tortoises out to roam the front room and all he’s done is snuggle up to the back of my Xbox to keep warm. You’d think he were kept in a freezer and not a fully furnished vivarium.

Let one of the tortoises out to roam the front room and all he’s done is snuggle up to the back of my Xbox to keep warm. You’d think he were kept in a freezer and not a fully furnished vivarium.

In the nineties, the comedian Simon Munnery, who once drove a pimped Robin Reliant all the way to Edinburgh to use in a show in a room the car was too big to drive into, used to sell women’s knickers with a photo of his own face, making an expression of bold, angry defiance, printed on the crotch. As I say, you have to know your market. Before she became one of the famous TV stars of the twenty-first century, the comedienne Catherine Tate once fled her Camden flat during a fire in the small hours and ran into the arms of a waiting and delighted fireman, whilst wearing only a pair of these Simon Munnery souvenir knickers. This moment remains the closest Simon has come to mainstream acceptance.
Stewart Lee - How I Escaped My Certain Fate (via funpowderplot)

amazign:

reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon

hyliansword:

The Legend of Zelda