Sam Neill, you joker.
There’s been a bad road traffic accident just down the road. Police have taped off the road and won’t let people outside for fear of contaminating a crime scene. There’s two ambulances, three fire engines, half a dozen marked and unmarked police cars and one pissed off looking guy in handcuffs. Road is shut off from just past the cemetery to beyond the primary school with everyone, pedestrians included, being turned away. Some shit has most definitely gone down.
Just noticed the postcard that was in with my Bad Seeds T-shirt. Feel extra bad about having it early now.
my pokemon puns aren’t that hilarious but at least they’ll make you